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Cup Half Full

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Well…probably not *technically* half full, but many many millions  of Hubs’ swimmers are now floating in a plastic cup in an office somewhere, off to get the one, two checkeroo. I’m trying to be an optimist about this. Results will be great. No problems (please God).

Hubs called me as soon as he dropped the boys (and girls) off at daycare, to give me the rated PG-13 play by play. From what I can tell, this jack-off room they have guys go into to do their business is no walk in the park. He said it was very clinical, and there were about 5 obviously used Penthouse magazines in there. He said there was a TV/DVD player with headphones, but no DVDs! Cheap!

The whole idea of ejaculating into a cup in an office building seems really strange to me, and it makes me proud that Hubs took this awkward and slightly creepy step for us to make sure that we’re doing all we can to ensure that we’re covering our bases in the fertility realm.

I’m trying to figure out why I am so worried that the results will not turn out good…I hate this about myself. I want to be positive. CUP HALF FULL. I will keep repeating this over and over to myself until we get the results.


About Sunny

I'm a happily married, 31 year old gal who is just starting her journey to conceive. I also have ovaries that may need a jump start. This blog is an attempt to channel my obsessive research on my Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome into something a pregnancy test. That would be awesome. I also hope that other women with this condition will find support in this blog. There are a lot of us out here! Happy reading, whatever your journey may be.

12 responses »

  1. Good luck with the swimmers!

  2. OK, not only does that picture STILL make me laugh after seeing it 100 times before, your depiction of his “donation” is hysterical! Fingers crossed for good news!

  3. Haha. My husband had his first experience with this the morning of my egg retrieval. I was not mature about it when he described it all to me in the waiting room. Apparently where we go, there was a couch covered in paper, a couple of magazines and a DVD player. There were no DVD’s laying around, but there was one already in the player…all you’d have to do is press play. Apparently I’m 12 though, because even now this is making me giggle.

  4. LOL my DH has learned to come with porn on his iPod touch! 🙂 He tries to tune everything else out and seems to work out well.

  5. And I’m still waiting for my hubby to write a guest post on my blog about his last collection experience. Must make him do that this weekend and reward him with a couple hours of uninterrupted PS3 time.

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