Let’s get our blood pumping with some absolutely freakishly AMAZING aerobics competition footage from the 80s since that’s the decade I seem to be stuck in as of late.
It’s never too early in the morning for spandex thongs and ‘stache.
This is how I’d like to remember 1988. I worked out to my mom’s Jane Fonda VHS tapes back then.
Garlic bread was NOT as great as I remember it! It was less nuclear orange, and the bread they used was cheap and under-toasted (they used to use this thick loaf that was perfectly crunchy on all sides.) Salad bar was also a bit more lack-luster than I remembered, but that could be due to the fact that green Jello really excited me when I was younger. The shrimp, however, did not disappoint!
Judging by the staggering levels of obesity in nearly every single one of the other people that were eating along with us at Sizzler (wish I was exaggerating, but sadly, I’m not…) most Americans enjoy Sizzler much more than I thought…Where’s Jillian Michaels when we need her?