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Oh auntie Flo, You little minx you

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First up: Stupid Stork (who I celebrity stalk now because her blog is so damn funny) has started a Manly Monday weekly blog post which I have joined up with. Every Monday, I will be posting a very manly fact, quip, or moment about my manly husband which should prove entertaining because my husband is only slightly more sane than I am, and more hairy (even with my PCOS). Unfortunately, I realized that I missed the first Manly Monday post this week, so I will start next Monday. But as a tease at what may be revealed about Hubs on Manly Mondays:

This Monday, Hubs told me about some internet porn he had watched recently with what he said was, “really freaky music”. We’re very open with the porn watching in our household, by the way. Hubs still has the sex drive of a 19 year old, so unless I want to boink every night, porn it is. I look to porn as his “penis babysitter” when I’m tired, need to shower, or have laundry to fold. In all honesty, after 2 years in a former relationship where I basically had to beg for sex, Hub’s awesome libido is a true bonus, and I wouldn’t trade it for all the “cuddle nights” in the world.  But anyway: I digress.

Hub’s porn soundtrack show and tell was all done as I was making breakfast in the kitchen, and he was in the adjacent office. He  proceeded to play the porn and make me listen to the “soundtrack” which consisted of really insane angry techno music and a couple screaming in a very unsexy way while doing the nasty.

ME: (stirring the oatmeal) Wow. That is scary.

HUBS: Yeah, I know.

ME: Do you want any oatmeal?

In other WTF moments this week, I woke up to my period this morning. Yeah. My body has no idea what the hell to do with me.I will admit that I took one Provera pill on Wednesday, but then stopped when I realized that if I continued on that track and timed everything out I would be ovulating this next cycle while I was in Europe. I figured I’d take the other 9 Provera pills a couple of weeks from now so I would be out of the ovulation danger zone while I’m in France.  I’m no expert on Provera, but would one measly little pill have been enough to make me get a period 6 days later when my progesterone was basically 0 5 days ago?

As of last week, my blood work showed no possible ovulation, and even if I ovulated AFTER the test, that was only 5 or 6 days ago. So this period is just a hormonal spotty bleed. There is no red blood–more redish brown and watery…Is this CD1? Does this mean I start 100mg of Clomid in 2 days??

My only other explanations for AF right now are that I had acupuncture on Saturday which could have done the trick? I seriously doubt the PCOS friendly diet I’ve been on for 3 days could have jump started me again…

As far as the diet goes, it’s a LOT easier than last time because I have some set food items I know I can eat. I’m not starving all the time, and I seem to be managing the sugar cravings all right (although last night was a bit of a shit show.)


About Sunny

I'm a happily married, 31 year old gal who is just starting her journey to conceive. I also have ovaries that may need a jump start. This blog is an attempt to channel my obsessive research on my Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome into something a pregnancy test. That would be awesome. I also hope that other women with this condition will find support in this blog. There are a lot of us out here! Happy reading, whatever your journey may be.

11 responses »

  1. I’d love to be a fly on the wall in your house. 🙂

    Stoopid periods. Why are they always so inconveniently timed? I wouldn’t think that one Provera pill would get it going, but I have no experience with these things.

  2. Here is a question: How does he not get a virus on his computer? My one foray into internet porn quickly crashed my computer. For real.

    • Really?? There are lots of free sites now online that don’t require you download anything directly onto your computer, so he’s never had a virus. Essentially, these sites are like You Tube but of the XXX variety. In fact, two of these sites have a URL that’s a lot like YouTube…The fact that I know so much about this kind of scares me. Any other ladies sneak a peak at these sites now and again, or am I just the sicko here? 🙂 Holla!!

  3. That is classic. I love how normal you two are about the scary porn and oatmeal.

    As for your diet! I have PCOS and I can just imagine how hard that diet would be. I have done some similar but not super strict and they were hard! I applaud you for taking your health into your hands and doing something for yourself. I wish you all the luck in the world.

  4. Penis babysitter. I DIE.

    I heart me some porn! Why are people so weird about porn?

    Agree with the above poster. You. po.rn. YES.

    Fun manly fact about my husband: He did the soundtrack for a porn once. WHAT? Yes. Shit just got real.

  5. Aunt Flo. She’s such a bitch.

    I dont watch porn, persay, but I do enjoy the occasional erotic read (I’m a librarian-what up). Google Kristen Archives if you’re every feeling literary and horny at the same time lol.

    Sorry about the bad AF timing I feel like my timing is horrible this month too. Damn OPK’s have been positive for about NINE DAYS now and my temp went up yesterday and then went down a little today, so tomorrow will be the deciding factor. My midsection hurts like a bitch though so if it hasn’t happened already it’s about to and I’m afraid I’ve stressed out husband’s swimmer supply. We’re going to sex it up this afternoon when i get home from work (if I didn’t have a million school groups and a tour of the new children’s library to do today I WOULD NOT BE HERE) and GODDAMNIT THAT’S GOING TO HAVE TO BE GOOD ENOUGH. I just could not have sex last night. COULD NOT DO IT. I know I should be grateful that I’m at least ovulating-but for how much longer, maybe two more months before the doc pulls me off Clomid?

    I hate TTC. I used to really enjoy sex-and it’s not that it’s not still good, but it’s forced-and that sucks.

    Sorry I used your blog as a sounding board for my frustrations. Maybe I should just start emailing you so that all your bloggy friends don’t get frightened by my madness. Anyway, solidarity sister-you’re not alone in this crapfest.

    • Also, you’re right-she is hilarious. Maybe I’ll start scaring people on her blog. Maybe I should start scaring people on my blog. Maybe I should pound my head against my desk continually until my boss tells me to go home.


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