Who’s there?
An adorable sleeping kitten?
Good guess. But no.
A teacup pup?
You’re getting warmer…
Just kidding. No you’re not.
I’ll give you a hint.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
It’s an angry, fucked up uterus come to pay me a visit this morning!
The bitch is back, ladies. Right on “schedule”. And by schedule, I mean AF can change my used tampon.
Not only is she back, she has royally fucked me for the last 3 days with the most painful cramps and extreme bowel craziness I’ve ever had. No need to test, I got a BFP–Big Fucking Period.
Hubs and I are bummed, to be sure. It was a hard week to be away from home with all of this going on, and a 9 hour time difference. The blog kept me somewhat sane, but I feel badly for Hubs who was pretty alone for all of this, stealing 5 minute phone conversations here and reading my blog ramblings. This shit sucks.
Anyhow–thank you so much everyone for your support. It was a pretty great feeling to feel like there was a safety net of all of you ladies there for this, my first (of hopefully not many) 2ww’s. Now, it’s off to home where I will tuck myself into bed for a couple of days and sleep off this ridiculous period I’m having right now. Let’s just put it this way: if a baby did actually manage to implant this month, it would have been freaking plush 5 star luxury hotel accommodations in there.
Cease And Decyst 
Ugh I’m sorry, this sucks 😦 I hope you get to do something nice for yourself. *HUGS*
Oh Sunny, I had such high hopes for you. And yes, the periods following a failed cycle are horrendous! Steer clear of the instead cups… unless you want a giant bloody mess in a public bathroom. xoxo
Fuck. I’m sorry. 😦 I’m glad that you’ve managed to stay sane, at least, and that you’re on your way home to the husband.
But, yes, this shit sucks.
That bastard. Dam period, not the kind of BFP we want anywhere near us. Go home, tuck up and pamper yourself. And drink tequila.
Boo. Im sorry Sunny. 😦
So sorry to hear. 😦 love how you manage to keep your sense of humor. Thinking of you!
Well shit. Damnit. Shit. Damnit.
Booo….so sorry!! This calls for copious amounts of French wine and food!
Damn period!
I’m so sorry. I was really hoping the bitch would stay away. 😦
#$@&*$! sorry 😦 I hope the next cycle is a true success in every way.
Oh, crap… sorry to hear this. I agree with indulging in a lot of French wine and soft cheeses, if your tummy is up to receiving it. And try to focus on the fact that, despite the BFN, this IS progress for you — you ovulated! And it can only get better 🙂
I’m sorry that this wasn’t your cycle. That angry uterus is one cold bitch.
Ugh, Sunny. I really thought this was it for you. Stupid Bitch that AF is. I hope she doesn’t overstay her welcome and that you get back on track with another ovulatory cycle next month. Hugs to you, your hubs, and your uterus.
I’m sorry lady. This process is just so awful and unfair and painful. I hope you can get home and find some succor in your own bed with your partner at your side.
Fuck! I’m sorry, lovely, that is super-duper unfair. What an evil twat that AF is.
A big smooooooch to you.
(Also – those pictures make me die).
dammit dammit dammit!!!!!! I’m so very sorry AF arrived. I was really hoping this was it for you! Go run girl!!!! (and run 4 miles for me since I can’t! ;))
Major bummer 😦 I’m sorry. I know it sucks, and yes, the post-I-actually-ovulated-on-clomid-but-didnt-get-knocked-up periods are AWESOME.
Except they’re terrible.
That sucks! Take it easy and enjoy that heating pad.
I’m sorry hon. God that sucks. I feel for you seriously. I had horrible periods with my dang pcos and they really screwed with me.
I wish you a quick recovery.
Aahahahaha, your post was just what I needed.
I’m feeling p’od lately too with my body, life, circumstances etc. So I totally related to your frustration. Thanks for sharing this, it made me smile.
Having said all that, AF is a cruel bitch. I hope next month brings the right kind of BFP and AF stays away.
I’m sorry. That really sucks. It happened to me this month after my first treatment cycle, too. I was definitely depressed.
On a positive note, I loved your picture of the angry, fucked-up uterus. Thanks for the laugh! That’s how I feel about mine right now.